⟢ CUSTOMER INTERACTIONS VOLUME I ⟢


MAN
hi it'll be *price*
>here you go good MAN
>thanks
>are you MAD i used gendered pronouns??
>uh... no?
>oh.
>...
>well, keep on rocking MAN *drives away*


BACON WRAP
>hi was your order the bacon wrap?
>no.
>sorry what was your order?
>the one wrap
>ok, i dont have another wrap order here was it just ceaser?
>bacon.
>uh ok...


MCFLURRY
>can i get one mcflurry
>yep what kind
>yes
>what kind
> yep
>*sigh* what kind of mcflurry
> YES
>...
>...
>what flavor of mcflurry
>what kind do you have?
>oreo skor or smartie.
>oh uh... oreo.
>yep it'll be at your next window.
>sorry about that i thought you were talking to me.


TIMERS
*orders breakfast at 11pm*
>sorry it'll just be a minute on the breakfast, if you just wanna pull up ahead we'll bring it out to you.
>there's nobody behind me.
>yeah but we have timers in the drive thru we have to keep above a certain time.
>there's nobody behind me.
>...yeah but we have to keep the drive thru times up so we just need you to pull ahead.
> okay well i just dont want you to have to walk all the way around and out to my car it's just such a waste of time for you.
>okay well i'm fine with walking it out so you can just pull ahead
> it's just such a waste of your time.
>well it's only wasting my time and i'm okay with it so why does that matter?
>okay well how about this. I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU! HOWS THAT?
>ok... if you dont care wouldnt that help my case cause its only inconveniencing ME to park you.
>GOD DAMMIT JUST GIVE ME MY FOOD. IF YOU SUCK AT YOUR JOB AT HATE WORKING HERE SO MUCH THEN JUST SAY IT AND LET ME GET MY FOOD AND LEAVE.
>I dont suck at my job you just ordered breakfast at 11 oclock at night so we dont have the food ready because nobody orders it at this time. we need to make it fresh.
>yeah bullshit and i know you dont have timers in the drive thru dont give me that.
>well, we do, and you can come inside and i can show you the screen if you want, i'd be more than happy to prove you wrong. just look down beside your car you can see the cuts in the concrete from them installing it.
>I dont WANT to come INSIDE. I DONT WANT TO DO THAT. YOU KNOW, YOU ARE BEING SO RUDE.
>youre being rude I just asked you to park what's the big deal?
>I know there isnt timers.
>*starts laughing*
>*drives up and parks*
*when the food is ready a lady who wasn't even there runs it out*
>you know, you are so rude and you shouldnt have a job here. *drives away*


written by leet mok








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